"HOMELAND SECURITY" RELOADING

by

John Derby

Reloading at the "batcave."

I call it the batcave because there is so much material and supplies stacked up, crammed into storage areas, and stored within the confines that at first glance it appears to be an area filled with crap. On closer examination it becomes clear that there is order and planning in all of this. The foodstuffs, the tools, the armament, and the special systems gear each have their own specific places. But for my own small joke I refer to it as the batcave.

Anyway, enough about the name of the place. More importantly, this note pertains to reloading. Anyone can easily learn to reload ammunition and create a stock for their survival needs. Miles Stair, by the way, could help and direct you toward the right equipment and a lot more. He would never toot his own horn about this so I am telling you, he is one of the very best reloaders and could write his own encyclopedic book on the subject, if he chose to do so. I defer to him on all reloading data.

As for myself, my specialty would most likely be in the dirty tricks department. That is why I am writing you now.

It is a fact that Osama Bin Laden and his suicidal flunkies have the belief that they are going to go to their paradise when they die, if they die during a "religious" conflict, fighting in the name of Allah. This was supposedly their expectation when they attacked innocent people and destroyed the twin towers by crashing into them.

It is also a fact that they believe it is an unpardonable religious crime to eat pork or ingest any part of a pig.

It is also a fact that when I reload, I use hog grease and pork fat to lubricate my bullets. I fill the grease rings with a mixture of regular lubricant and hog grease.

I recommend that everyone do the same. They may attack but they damn sure won't be going to heaven.

So come on all you desert scum enemies of America who want to attack us. I guarantee that you will find plenty hog grease in yourselves and of course there will be no admittance for you to your expected paradise.

None of this of course applies to defense against some of their other methods of attack, but it certainly is something we can do something about.

Perhaps if all commercial aircraft was fitted with devices to be used in case of a hijacking attempt, that would spray bacon fat and DMSO into the air of a plane.....?

Pax,

John Derby

 

  HISTORICAL PRECEDENT

General Pershing

General "Black Jack" Pershing was born September 13th, 1860 near Laclede, MS Died July 15th, 1948 in Washington, D. C.
1891 Professor of Military Science and Tactics University of Nebraska
1898 Serves in the Spanish-American War
1901 Awarded rank of Captain
1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General
1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines
1916 Made Major General
1919 Promoted to General of the Armies
1921 Appointed Chief of Staff
1924 Retires from active duty Education West Point.

One important thing to note beforehand is that Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise (and those 72 virgins) and doomed to hell.

Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks on the United States forces in the Philippines by; you guessed it, Muslim extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to posts execution style. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the now horrified terrorists. The soldiers then soaked their bullets in the pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc.

They let the 50th man go. And for the next forty-two years, there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world.
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